Anonymous asked you:
If Diddy is the worst. Who is the best? (I agree tho..Diddy is the worst)Diddy is a terrible human being from start to finish. I don’t think anyone is best. Every producer has some kind of horror story or dirt on them. However I’ve never heard anything bad about Jermaine Dupri or the late Heavy D. But to make it known . Puff Daddy, Diddy, or whatever name he goes by now. Is pure Devil from concentrate.
Anonymous asked you:
What’s the deal with Seal’s feet?Seal’s feet have been through a lot. Far more than any feet on this planet. His feet should get their own movie. In 3D on IMAX so people can see the suffering of his feet up close. I had the horrific pleasure of seeing his feet out in public one day and I just wanted to go to them and hug them and tell them it was going to be ok, we can get you help. Feet shouldn’t look like that.Anonymous asksed you:
Where did you start out doing comedy? What’s your favorite city to perform in?I started in Charlotte, NC my hometown. It’s clearly not a hot bed for comedy. I would say New York is my favorite city, followed behind DC and San Fran.
theuniversesighs asked you:
Maronzio! how does it feel looking just like Mos Def, or whatever he is calling himself now a daysI feel like s**t about it. He’s getting work I could be getting. Hollywood should at least cast us as brothers in a movie.
Maronzio Vance is taking over our Ask box for the next couple hours. Submit your questions for him here. Maronzio Vance: The Half Hour premieres tomorrow at 11/10c.
My co-worker caught me reading this at work and caught me mid-bust out laughing. I started laughing so hard, I turned red.
