November 2010
October 2010
The Untitled Carl Mayer Project: The Second War →
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Before World War II existed, there was no World War I. It was simply called “The Great War.” Same thing with the Late Night Wars. When David Letterman, Jay Leno and NBC (and a phalanx of lawyers and agents) were fighting over “The Tonight Show,” how could we have guessed it would happen again…
I should be asleep but “Clue” is on and I love that movie.
Yo.
Oh B-fam, I cannot relate to your cable plight other than I do think it’s bullshit that I pay a monthly rental fee for the DVR. It won’t be long until I’m paying well above its actual worth. Maybe it’s more like an insurance fee because if that bitch breaks down they always give me a new one. At least it appears new, maybe they just have some kind of saran wrap machine to make those bitches appear new.
Dude, THANKS for the heads up on “Red”. I LOVED IT!!!! LOVED IT!!! Did I see any other movies this year? I don’t remember, because now this is my favorite movie of 2010. John Malkovich was hilarious!!! Helen Mirren was a vision in white and weaponry. I love Helen Mirren in a Judy Dench kind of way.
LOL
They’re playing Ray Charles, “Hit the Road Jack”.
The emcee is using his NPR show or golf announcer voice. Annoying. You are not a flight attendant, knock it off. Screw hospitality, it’s time to go home! Peace, bitches!
SWAG
A “scientific wild ass guess”. I love it, lol!
1 hour left, whoop-whoop!
This lady is talking so fast. I know she’s nervous but her damn editorials are so annoying and Palin-esque. I should go home. One more lecture to go.
I’ve heard of vaginal vault but vaginal barrel is a new one for me.
Honey, the nice man says I should practice using sexual terminology, ok? :D
Do sex experts always wear turtlenecks?
Did she say masturbate? I’m supposed to ask WHAT?!?!
