The Upswing

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May 2010

Ok, I really just said I was going to do three completely different things at the same time, lol. Uh, long day.

May 17, 2010
May 17, 2010527 notes
listening to "Madonna - Rain [Interlude] Live S → blip.fm

I just had a multi-sensory orgasm.

May 15, 2010
one forty plus: “Stop trying so hard to sound deep. Stop using twice the words... → jhnmyr.tumblr.com
I’ll enjoy seeing your pictures. Enjoy your freedom including the right to express yourself anyway you choose. It is appreciated. :)

“Stop trying so hard to sound deep. Stop using twice the words necessary. Your thoughts have potential, but your writing is muddy and imprecise.

Also, when was the last time you traveled with just a backpack? That detail is jarring like dad’s voice on the answering machine interrupting some…

May 15, 20101,082 notes
one forty plus: There’s a level of travel that you can achieve wherein you almost... → jhnmyr.tumblr.com
TAIJI808: I will have to do that!

There’s a level of travel that you can achieve wherein you almost cease to exist as you have been known to yourself. I don’t mean it as in a feeling of meaningless, or emptiness, but a sort of new kind of existence takes place. You become just particles in motion, closer in frequency to a ghost or…

May 15, 2010955 notes
An Open Letter To The Parents or Legal Guardians of Greyson Chance, "Bieber 2.0", Regarding Protecting The Interests of Your Son Amidst a Certain Bidding War For Corporate Ownership of Your Child

jhnmyr:

He’s good isn’t he? But if he flips his flim flam bangs one more time, I’m coming after him with pinking shears!!! He learned piano in 3 years? Awesome.

To Whom It May Conce-

Aw, fuck it, just go for it.

Yours Truly,

John Mayer

May 14, 2010594 notes
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This soup is so good I want to reblog it.

TAIJI808: “Me hungry!”

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—(via jhnmyr)
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May 10, 20101,105 notes

Weird day just passed through me like refried beans. I need more fiber.

May 10, 2010
listening to "Somewhere Out There - An American Tail" → blip.fm

**sniffs**

May 8, 2010
To Japan

jhnmyr:

I work in the dead of night… En route to Tokyo, armed with a Canon 5D and my super-trusty Leica M9 and lens assortment. Meeting up with 13th Witness. We’re gonna take it higher on the visual end of things… Stay tuned.

TAIJI808: This is sweet! I look forward to it.

May 8, 2010426 notes
listening to "Jim Croce - Time In A Bottle" → blip.fm

People really like covering this song, but I do not like those people.

May 7, 2010

I sound like Barry White. I can turn anyone on with my voice right now. I’ve got some serious bass. Master contralto with some gravel to it. Yes, this is what the rhino brings. Fucking rhino. Stop laughing just because you don’t feel like you swallowed 50 razors. Jealous?

I’m Cranky McFranky. Job hazard. I should get workman’s comp for this shit.

May 7, 2010

Dear Sudafed,

Thank you for helping me breathe again. No thanks to the palpitations.

I need to take a slug of something that’ll knock me out after I’m done listening to this Wellington show. Seriously, it’s either that or take a meat mallet to my head.

May 7, 2010
May 7, 20104,796 notes

I mean seriously. I scratch and claw my way to a weekend and I get a cold as my just reward? Cruel. Crew-el!!!

Just saw “Splash” and it’s like I’ve never seen it before. I have a secret. I am human.

May 7, 2010

I…have a cold.

Mom says she’ll pencil me in this weekend, lol.

May 7, 2010
"Community"

This paint ball episode is hilarious.

“Come with me if you don’t want paint on your clothes.”

May 6, 2010
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