Ok, I really just said I was going to do three completely different things at the same time, lol. Uh, long day.
May 2010
I just had a multi-sensory orgasm.
“Stop trying so hard to sound deep. Stop using twice the words necessary. Your thoughts have potential, but your writing is muddy and imprecise.
Also, when was the last time you traveled with just a backpack? That detail is jarring like dad’s voice on the answering machine interrupting some…
There’s a level of travel that you can achieve wherein you almost cease to exist as you have been known to yourself. I don’t mean it as in a feeling of meaningless, or emptiness, but a sort of new kind of existence takes place. You become just particles in motion, closer in frequency to a ghost or…
To Whom It May Conce-
Aw, fuck it, just go for it.
Yours Truly,
John Mayer
This soup is so good I want to reblog it.
TAIJI808: “Me hungry!”
” —(via jhnmyr)Weird day just passed through me like refried beans. I need more fiber.
I work in the dead of night… En route to Tokyo, armed with a Canon 5D and my super-trusty Leica M9 and lens assortment. Meeting up with 13th Witness. We’re gonna take it higher on the visual end of things… Stay tuned.
TAIJI808: This is sweet! I look forward to it.
People really like covering this song, but I do not like those people.
I sound like Barry White. I can turn anyone on with my voice right now. I’ve got some serious bass. Master contralto with some gravel to it. Yes, this is what the rhino brings. Fucking rhino. Stop laughing just because you don’t feel like you swallowed 50 razors. Jealous?
I’m Cranky McFranky. Job hazard. I should get workman’s comp for this shit.
Dear Sudafed,
Thank you for helping me breathe again. No thanks to the palpitations.
I need to take a slug of something that’ll knock me out after I’m done listening to this Wellington show. Seriously, it’s either that or take a meat mallet to my head.
I mean seriously. I scratch and claw my way to a weekend and I get a cold as my just reward? Cruel. Crew-el!!!
Just saw “Splash” and it’s like I’ve never seen it before. I have a secret. I am human.
I…have a cold.
Mom says she’ll pencil me in this weekend, lol.
This paint ball episode is hilarious.
“Come with me if you don’t want paint on your clothes.”