December 2011
listening to "Don →
November 2011
Schmidt!
Buttwipe move, Schmidt!
Wet Ones grade, individually wrapped.
Oh my God, my face hurts. This is so bad.
“Eye of the Tiger” on bells.
Why is there another “Chipmunks” movie?
Why? Why? How are they possibly making money off this crap?
It’s rotten, it’s rotting the brain of your children. Make it stop!
LOL, “New Girl” is so dumb, in a good way.
No, not “Eye of the Tiger.”
Watch“Turkey Stuffing Song” from “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”
I enjoyed this very much. “Beef jerky, stuff it in my turkey!”
I’m going to randomly say that all day at work tomorrow.
That and, “Manah manan.”
I’m hanging out on the FAO Schwartz website.
Clearly, it’s Christmastime.
It's finally happened.
I’ve purchased Drake tracks on iTunes.
If you see me holding my pointer fingers over my eyebrows, looking sullen and scanning the room without blinking, I’m doing my “Girl With A Dragon Tattoo” impersonation. Marvel in it.
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listening to "Tina Turner - Rock Me Baby" →
I’d have to be good and drunk to sing this out loud in a setting where other humanoids can hear me. Or maybe not, lol.
listening to "Tina Turner - River Deep Mountain... →
mmmmmWAH!
listening to "Tina Turner live in Holland(1) HD" →
This is how I do.
listening to "Florence the Machine - Shake It... →
“It’s hard to dance with a Devil on your back, so shake him off.” **THE DRUMS, people, the drums** It’s time to boogie.
Muppets Perform on ‘The X Factor,’ Cute Overload... →
Geeking. Out.
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yeah.
Saw Ashley Green on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” and saw her Twilight clip. I had NO idea she was the chick playing the short-haired vampire. I was like, ohhhh, that’s why she matters?
Um, I used to sing “Private Dancer” as a child.
Yeah.
(I had no idea.)
It's true.
I miss wearing leotards and tights.
“Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time....”
– Dream for an Insomniac (via quote-book)
Yeah buddy
Tina Turner
Live in Holland
I need to put this on my Christmas List too, which means I have already ordered it on Amazon.com.
My ability to keep my eyes open 5 minutes longer has been compromised.
I’m thankful for a sunny Thanksgiving!
Random thought #2
I take exception to the implication that Michelle Bachmann is a lying ass bitch. As a woman, I feel I must correct this error. She is a crazy ass bitch and I ain’t lying!
She couldn’t afford to buy that publicity (ask her campaign finance committee).
Random thought #1
Thank you to the asshole high beam blinking guy on my sojourn home. You helped my middle finger find gainful employment again.
ETA: You drive a station wagon, pipe down.
listening to "Bruno Mars - Grenade (HQ)" →
The lyrics are a bit syrupy but the bass is GREAT. Heard it in the car and bugged out. Gotta love Bose. Yeah, that’s why I bought it…’coz I’m hard.
Spooky.
Power went out.
Glad it popped back on by itself.
jhnmyr:
Here’s the theme song I wrote and...
