Pollen is kicking my ass, nothing's working.
My eyes just burn and burn and burn. (Allow me to whine, I’m doing everything I can including seeing my ophthalmologist to try different drops.) It hurts, it hurts…..fuck you, pollen.
Chevy Chase In Feud With ‘Community’ Creator Dan... →
popculturebrain: Deadline is reporting based on attendee accounts on Reddit from Dan Harmon’s “Harmontown” event. Per Deadline, Chevy Chase allegedly walked off set during the last episode of Community because he hadn’t seen the script and didn’t think it was funny. Harmon then reportedly embarrassed Chevy and his family at the wrap party, Harmon got up and gave a “Fuck you, Chevy” speech in...
Twice as nice.
“Shadow Days” in the morning, “Shadow Days” in the evening, “Shadow Days” at suppertime.
“Basin Street Blues” by Louis Armstrong for breakfast!
lickystickypickywe: A lot of tediously prudish people have the tendency to unfollow whenever they are confronted with their bodies cleansing system. But no one should snub at the importance of a good pooping session. It’s like you know me.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances:...– Carl Jung (via girlwithoutwings)
listening to "Gipsy Kings- Moorea" →
Woo-wee, this to me is the sound of falling in love, it gives me tummy flips.
Wow. So busted, man. I love Jess! Yes, I’m so sad right now, yaaay!
Oh shit, oh my God. SCHMIDT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!
Oh oh! Oh yeah!
Workin’ like a dog for the boss man Workin’ for the company I’m bettin’ on the dice I’m tossin’ I’m gonna have a fantasy (I love my iTunes library which means, essentially, I love me.)
jhnmyr: E230TD Got a cool tone going tonight…...
listening to "The Beatles Philharmonic Tribute 32... →
GOOOOOOD Sunday morning!
I ball so hard, motherfuckers want to fine me.
Wendy Liebman is funny.
Newt Gingrich: Obama's Trayvon Martin Statement... →
TRUTH: If Newt Gingrich really knew what a “disgrace” is, he would recognize it every day when he looks in the mirror.
My sleepiness is profound.
Oh, Jess is so awesome.
Schmidt is SOOOOOOOO stupid!
“You want me to put on some Jodeci?”
A Japanese bidet. That’s about how well I would do with a Japanese bidet.
P.S. 22 Performs 'The Greatest Love Of All',... →
woooow, wow, wow!
I came out of a room to Aretha Franklin and George Michael’s duet. I would start dancing but I don’t want to blow everyone’s mind or make the angels weep.
Good morning, everybody!
FAVORITE MOVIE LINES EVER!!!!