Visit Yosemite National Park.
Mindy, I get it. Overachievers unite.
I like the title chapter a lot: “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? [YES] (Or How I Made My First Real Friend)” I went through the same thing in high school until I ended up sitting in a pre-algebra class with my longest consecutive running best friend in the 11th grade. We started talking the 1st day of school and (figuratively) never stopped. We’re still into the same stuff...
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This video is undoctored. He’s tipsy.
I want a cheeseburger.
I still feel like Mitt Romney is one of those guys who would automatically assume I’m the coat check girl.
I retract my earlier statement. I’m still cutting up.
It’s almost 3AM and I’m still watching political news. Rachel Maddow knows her shit.
There’s nothing more evil than getting random hives all day long. Ragweed is kicking my ass. I’m going to need allergy shots, I see it coming. Every year, it’s a little worse. I need to be out in Nature, but aw hell. This shit is just wrong. I really feel like I wholly understand Woody Allen right now. (love me anyway)
I guess I’m out of jokes.
What the hell is featherlight and how does that relate to sex? This is actually a turn off, Nora. Fuck “50 Shades of Grey.” Too many people talked about it.
Am I the only person who reads romance novels for the conflict resolution and not the sex scenes? They’re so watered down, they might as well be taking a stroll across a footbridge. Seriously? Is that what sex is? Glitter and the smell of hydrangeas? Maybe I need a refresher course, I must have skipped that lesson. Whatever.
She put my chocolate frosted doughnut in the bag FACE DOWN!!! Bitch. I should make her give me a new one with all the chocolate still on it, but it’s 75% eaten. :)
Seriously, I just want to know the temp outside, why does my car keep saying 65 dte? Why is it now saying 42 dte? Whatever.
My back up travel Benadryl was SO back up, it’s expired. (Finally unpacking, heh.) womp woooomp **sad face** I’m not as OCD about keeping things in order as I am about making sure I don’t run out of stuff. We all have our battles. At least my chaos is organized! (love me anyway) Now back to that Teriyaki Shrimp, I’m getting hungry as a motherhubbard.
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popculturebrain: Its upcoming 6th season will be its last. These are sad times.
I feel I need some Teriyaki Shrimp
They still make Trapper Keepers!
To my OCD-esque kinfolk, I know you will...
I have failed you. To my dismay, I did not have any back-up hand soap for the Master bath and I got down to one bottled water available for my Keurig machine. Choosing to avoid the din of unnecessary calories known as the grocery store, I go to Staples to replace said items. Warning: The hand soap available at Staples may be called “lavender” but it really smells like ass. I’ll...
I love passing all the early morning joggers while I’m on my chocolate doughnut run, glistening in their dew of healthy living. I make sure I smile and nod as they run by me and if I’m feeling particularly knavish, I’ll wave hello.
The 6 WORST LIES in Paul Ryan's convention speech →
I really don’t need more pens. I
I don’t care how good the deal is, if you taste your coffee and have to figure out what the taste is, THROW it away! Cease and desist. Save yoself!!!! Also never order a doughnut without looking at the names of available doughnuts. Chocolate glazed does not equal chocolate frosted. So f the deal. Coffee tasted like window shield fluid and I had to buy an extra doughnut to get the doughnut...
I want a chocolate-glazed doughnut.
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This is funny.